Most Americans are unable to dance in front of other people while sober. This tragic condition can be seen everywhere from college campuses to weddings, where the sober stand against walls, resigned to watch their alcohol encouraged cohorts bust-a-move, potentially embarrassing themselves in the process. So the question should be asked, for how many months must you remove a party-hearty boozey boogier from being able to imbibe before they are willing to attempt dancing while unimpaired?
The answer is six.
The evidence: yesterday new PCVs at a conference finally let go of their self-conscious selves and went wild on the dance floor, dancing to the sounds of studio 54 and more, all without alcohol.